Quotes
Bullwinkle Makes a Hit or I Get a Bang Out of You/Three on an Island or Tell It to the Maroons
The Bullwinkle Show
- Natasha Fatale: Well, dahlink, there goes 14 episodes of effort up in smoke.
- Boris Badenov: Oh, Natasha, sometimes I get so mad, I could go straight!
- Natasha Fatale: Go straight?
- Boris Badenov: Yeah, straight to Central Control and ask for raise.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, Captain, just where are we?
- Captain Peachfuzz: Glad you asked. According to my accurate figures, we're just a little bit south of the North Pole.
- [ukulele music is heard]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: That doesn't sound like an Eskimo song to me.
- [two ladies in grass skirts are seen dancing and a man is seen playing the ukulele]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: And them ain't exactly polar bears, neither.
- Narrator: Then, as their bank balances sank slowly in the west, our friends waved goodbye to the romantic Bloney Island and its happy natives.
- Sam's Assistant: What we do with all this loot, Sam?
- Sam: Tear down stand, put up hotel.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Find any clams yet, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Nope, but I think I'm getting warm. I just hit something.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: I hope it's a clam. I'm getting awful hungry.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [pulls up a treasure chest full of rare jewels] No, it ain't a clam, it's...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [not looking] Then forget about it, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Okay, if you say so, Rock.
- [Bullwinkle drops the chest back in the hole]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [reads sign] "Poi burgers: ten clam shells each." How much is that in dollars?
- Sam: No dig lucky bucks.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What's that mean?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: I think he means he won't accept American money.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, this must be the only place in the world that don't.
- Narrator: And Boris reluctantly started the S.S. Andalusia back toward the island. Meanwhile, our friends were all hard at work digging clams on the beach. All except for Captain Peachfuzz, who couldn't find the beach.