- Fiduciary J. Blurt: Well, gentlemen, you'll never find the box top counterfeiters at this rate.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: But I'm sure they're storing their box tops right in this building.
- Fiduciary J. Blurt: Why?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Because it's the last place anybody with brains would look for them.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's why we're looking here first.
- [on the other side of a door, Boris and Natasha are listening]
- Natasha Fatale: You hear that, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: I'm not deaf, Natasha. Dumb, maybe, but not deaf.
- [Boris and Natasha are trying to shovel out their hidden counterfeit box tops after Bullwinkle accidentally found them]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, dahlink, I thought this hiding place was foolproof.
- Boris Badenov: Foolproof, yes. Idiot proof, no.
- Natasha Fatale: You got plan, dahlink?
- Boris Badenov: I always got plan. They don't ever work, but I always got one.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [when Bullwinkle falls down an abandoned elevator shaft] There he goes again!
- Fiduciary J. Blurt: Again? Does this happen often?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Yeah, but not twice in one day.
- Natasha Fatale: You think this plan will work, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: Well, there's a first time for everything, Natasha.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [as their elevator car starts to plummet to the ground] What do we do, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: How about pushing the "off" button?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: No, we gotta think.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Rocky, this is no time to take up a new hobby.
- Narrator: Sure enough, as they watched, Bullwinkle seemed to drop lower and lower in the shaft.
- Fiduciary J. Blurt: Good heavens! He's shrinking!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Nonsense. Whoever heard of a midget moose?