Quotes
The Back-seat Divers or Mashed Landing/Bullwinkle's Water Follies or Antlers Aweigh
The Bullwinkle Show
- [Rocky is suspicious of the pilot, really Boris in disguise]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: He's just a little too curious to suit me, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Curious? He's downright odd!
- Lord of Pesaro: As usual, you done it again, Lucrezia. This food looks delicious!
- Lucrezia Borgia: You may find it needs a dash of salt.
- [Lucrezia hands Pesaro a salt shaker]
- Lord of Pesaro: Ah, yes, salt!
- [reading the label on the shaker]
- Lord of Pesaro: A-R-S-E-N-I-C. Salt.
- Fearless Leader: [on radio] Calling Boris Badenov. This is Central Control. You reading me?
- Boris Badenov: Yes, Fearless Leader.
- Fearless Leader: Plans are changed. Moose must finish finding formula. Do not, repeat, do not kill moose.
- Boris Badenov: Make up your mind!
- Fearless Leader: What was that?
- Boris Badenov: I said, "Yes, Fearless Leader."
- Narrator: Quickly, Bullwinkle outlined his plan. He would enter the water above the island, swim with current until he reached it, find a healthy bush, and then swim back below the island.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Now are you sure it'll work, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Of course it will. I thought of every little thing.
- [jumps]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Except one.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: What's that?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I CAN'T SWIM!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Ah, made it. Were you scared, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [still shaking] Shucks, no. I was a cuke as a coolcumber, Rocky.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Uh, Bullwinkle, I'm over here. That's the bush you're talking to.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Imagine me, not knowing my best friend from a mooseberry bush.
- [Boris, disguised as an inspector, just stole the mooseberry bush]
- Narrator: Well, what has happened to our mooseberry bush? And does this mean failure to our friends?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Heck, no! We're the heroes.