The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Bars and Stripes Forever/Hello Out There! or There's No Place Like Space (1959)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Cloyd, TV Announcer, King Arthur, Merlin, Sir Round, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : And of course the real stars of the occasion were the moon men. everybody wanted to look at them.

  Admiring Woman : Oh, they're cute!

  Narrator : And in the next few days the whole country went moon-mad. Women immediately adopted the moon-man look, beauty shops specialized in moon-man hairdos, pointed heads were all the rage, Gidney and Cloyd were given the key to the city.

  Gidney : [gnawing on the key to the city]  Delicious.

  Narrator : They even made television commercials.

  TV Announcer : [narrating over a TV commercial showing a beefed-up Cloyd]  ... And this is what the moon men look like after only six weeks at Dick Fanny's.

  Cloyd : [narrating over the TV commercial, as the image of Cloyd shape-shifts back to normal]  Yeah, we used to look like this.

  Narrator : Never have so many been so curious about so few. And pretty soon the pace began to tell on Gidney and Cloyd. They couldn't even eat a meal in peace.

  [Gidney and Cloyd sit at a table addressing people off-camera] 

  Gidney : Hello, Kirk.

  Cloyd : Hello, Marilyn.

  Gidney : Hello, Governor.

  Cloyd : Hello, Cary.

  Gidney : Hello, Marlon.

  Cloyd : Hello, Roger.

  Gidney : Hello, Sophia.

  Cloyd : [to Gidney]  Hello, Gidney.

  Gidney : [back to Cloyd]  Hello, Cloyd. Oh, this has gone far enough!

• Boris Badenov : Keep your eyes open, Natasha. The submarine should be surfacing any minute.

  Natasha Fatale : But, dahlink, how can I see in all this fog?

  Boris Badenov : You should have eyes like mine, Natasha. They don't miss one teensy, tinesy little thing.

  [the submarine appears beneath Boris and Natasha's rowboat] 

  Boris Badenov : Big things, yes. But little things, no.