Quotes
The Bars and Stripes Forever/Hello Out There! or There's No Place Like Space
The Bullwinkle Show
- Narrator: And so the next day there was a special ceremony held in the front of the national security building to dedicate a statue of Arris T. Updicreek, the first special agent to be scrooched in the line of duty. Very few people knew that the statue was really Updicreek himself, with a coat of white paint to keep him in good condition until he became un-scrooched fifty years later.
- Narrator: And of course the real stars of the occasion were the moon men. everybody wanted to look at them.
- Admiring Woman: Oh, they're cute!
- Narrator: And in the next few days the whole country went moon-mad. Women immediately adopted the moon-man look, beauty shops specialized in moon-man hairdos, pointed heads were all the rage, Gidney and Cloyd were given the key to the city.
- Gidney: [gnawing on the key to the city] Delicious.
- Narrator: They even made television commercials.
- TV Announcer: [narrating over a TV commercial showing a beefed-up Cloyd] ... And this is what the moon men look like after only six weeks at Dick Fanny's.
- Cloyd: [narrating over the TV commercial, as the image of Cloyd shape-shifts back to normal] Yeah, we used to look like this.
- Narrator: Never have so many been so curious about so few. And pretty soon the pace began to tell on Gidney and Cloyd. They couldn't even eat a meal in peace.
- [Gidney and Cloyd sit at a table addressing people off-camera]
- Gidney: Hello, Kirk.
- Cloyd: Hello, Marilyn.
- Gidney: Hello, Governor.
- Cloyd: Hello, Cary.
- Gidney: Hello, Marlon.
- Cloyd: Hello, Roger.
- Gidney: Hello, Sophia.
- Cloyd: [to Gidney] Hello, Gidney.
- Gidney: [back to Cloyd] Hello, Cloyd. Oh, this has gone far enough!
- Gidney: [about the mooseberries] There's only one place in your whole country where it grows.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Where's that?
- Gidney: Near a little town called Frostbite Falls.
- Rocket J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle J. Moose: Frostbite Falls?
- Gidney: You know it?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Know it? It's our hometown.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yep.
- [points to a state on a map]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Right here in Minnesota.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, that's Florida.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, if they're gonna keep adding states all the time, they can't expect me to keep up.
- Boris Badenov: Keep your eyes open, Natasha. The submarine should be surfacing any minute.
- Natasha Fatale: But, dahlink, how can I see in all this fog?
- Boris Badenov: You should have eyes like mine, Natasha. They don't miss one teensy, tinesy little thing.
- [the submarine appears beneath Boris and Natasha's rowboat]
- Boris Badenov: Big things, yes. But little things, no.