The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Deep Six or The Old Moose and the Sea/The Slippery Helm or Captain's Outrageous (1960)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Captain Peachfuzz, Fish, Mr. Peabody, Frank James, Fearless Leader, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : But keeping from freezing wasn't the only problem facing our heroes, for as they sat down to dinner that evening, they found with a shock that their food had run out.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, if we don't make port soon, we'll die of malnutrition.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I'd rather starve first.

• Boris Badenov : Hello, Fearless Leader? This is Boris Badenov, your friendly neighborhood spy speaking.

  Fearless Leader : [on radio]  Come in, Friendly.

  Boris Badenov : Bush is in bad shape. What do we do?

  Fearless Leader : Who needs bush, you idiot? All we need are mooseberries.

  Boris Badenov : Natasha, quick, pick berries.

  Natasha Fatale : Shall I keep this one, Boris?

  Boris Badenov : No, it's too little. Throw it away.

  [Natasha throws the small berry out of the porthole and a small explosion is heard] 

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, what happened?

  Fearless Leader : Remember, pit mooseberries are werry explosive. Do not shake, rattle, or roll.

  Boris Badenov : NOW you tell us!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Boy, am I ever hungry.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah. Me, too.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Just looking at pictures of food makes my mouth water.

  [Bullwinkle eats a picture of food] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, what are you eating?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I just couldn't resist the picture, Rocky. So I ate it.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Okay, give me a page.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Here's a fruit salad with cottage cheese.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [eats the picture]  Mmm! Delicious! Here, have a picture of standing rib roast in full color.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : [eats the picture]  Mmm!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : How is it?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, I'd really like it a little more well-done.