Quotes
The Deep Six or The Old Moose and the Sea/The Slippery Helm or Captain's Outrageous
The Bullwinkle Show
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, how could you let them sail away with the mooseberry bush?
- Boris Badenov: Bush was disguised as old man. Did I know they'd help old man into lifeboat? I wouldn't.
- Officer: Abandon ship! Captain Peachfuzz is at the wheel!
- Narrator: But keeping from freezing wasn't the only problem facing our heroes, for as they sat down to dinner that evening, they found with a shock that their food had run out.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, if we don't make port soon, we'll die of malnutrition.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I'd rather starve first.
- Boris Badenov: Hello, Fearless Leader? This is Boris Badenov, your friendly neighborhood spy speaking.
- Fearless Leader: [on radio] Come in, Friendly.
- Boris Badenov: Bush is in bad shape. What do we do?
- Fearless Leader: Who needs bush, you idiot? All we need are mooseberries.
- Boris Badenov: Natasha, quick, pick berries.
- Natasha Fatale: Shall I keep this one, Boris?
- Boris Badenov: No, it's too little. Throw it away.
- [Natasha throws the small berry out of the porthole and a small explosion is heard]
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, what happened?
- Fearless Leader: Remember, pit mooseberries are werry explosive. Do not shake, rattle, or roll.
- Boris Badenov: NOW you tell us!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Boy, am I ever hungry.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah. Me, too.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Just looking at pictures of food makes my mouth water.
- [Bullwinkle eats a picture of food]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, what are you eating?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I just couldn't resist the picture, Rocky. So I ate it.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Okay, give me a page.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Here's a fruit salad with cottage cheese.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [eats the picture] Mmm! Delicious! Here, have a picture of standing rib roast in full color.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [eats the picture] Mmm!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: How is it?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, I'd really like it a little more well-done.