The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Ground Floor or That's Me All Over!/Fools Afloat or All the Drips at Sea (1960)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Good Fairy, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Boris Badenov : [upon discovering his plan to get rid of Rocky and Bullwinkle had failed]  I wonder if things like this happen to honest people.

  Narrator : They certainly do, for at that moment, our heroes were heading swiftly down the river and out to sea.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, we're heading swiftly down the river and out to sea.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Okay, I heard the man!

• [the elevator car Rocky and Bullwinkle are in is plummeting towards Earth] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, let's not say anything more about the terrible fix we're in. Let's talk about something else.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Anything you say, Rock.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Sure is cold, isn't it?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, looks like an early fall.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, sorry, Rock.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : We had a good show while it lasted, though.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, it was a big hit.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Please!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I meant we were a smash.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : That's even worse! We gotta change the subject.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : But, Rock, I'm talking about every day, down-to-earth...

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Oh, never mind!

• Boris Badenov : Natasha, it's that miserable moose and squirrel! I...

  Natasha Fatale : Now, now, Boris. Watch your language.

  Boris Badenov : Oh, ergh, purity!

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, please!

  Boris Badenov : Innocence! Honor! Virtue!

  Natasha Fatale : Boris! There's a lady present.

  Boris Badenov : I can't help it, Natasha. When I get mad, I'm liable to say anything.

  Natasha Fatale : We better go, dahlink, or would you rather stay here and entertain the guests?

  Boris Badenov : But we can't leave truck here. What will Central Control say?

  Natasha Fatale : I don't know. But if we're arrested, I know what judge will say.

  Boris Badenov : What's that?

  Natasha Fatale : 20 years.

  Boris Badenov : Bwa ha ha. You forget I'm professional villain. You think I would run away, desert my post?

  Natasha Fatale : Yes.

  Boris Badenov : Mwa ha-ha ha. You're right. Let's go.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [about the Coast Guard]  I wonder why they're shooting at us.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Must be from a rival network.