Quotes
The Ground Floor or That's Me All Over!/Fools Afloat or All the Drips at Sea
The Bullwinkle Show
- Boris Badenov: [upon discovering his plan to get rid of Rocky and Bullwinkle had failed] I wonder if things like this happen to honest people.
- Narrator: They certainly do, for at that moment, our heroes were heading swiftly down the river and out to sea.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, we're heading swiftly down the river and out to sea.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Okay, I heard the man!
- [the elevator car Rocky and Bullwinkle are in is plummeting towards Earth]
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, let's not say anything more about the terrible fix we're in. Let's talk about something else.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Anything you say, Rock.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Sure is cold, isn't it?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, looks like an early fall.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh, sorry, Rock.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: We had a good show while it lasted, though.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Yeah, it was a big hit.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Please!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I meant we were a smash.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: That's even worse! We gotta change the subject.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: But, Rock, I'm talking about every day, down-to-earth...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Oh, never mind!
- [a drawbridge goes up as police cars are approaching Boris and Natasha]
- Boris Badenov: Raskolnikov! Of all the times for boat to go by. What kind nitwit would go boating at night?
- [Bullwinkle and Rocky sail by in their elevator car]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Thanks a bushel there, neighbor!
- Boris Badenov: Natasha, it's that miserable moose and squirrel! I...
- Natasha Fatale: Now, now, Boris. Watch your language.
- Boris Badenov: Oh, ergh, purity!
- Natasha Fatale: Boris, please!
- Boris Badenov: Innocence! Honor! Virtue!
- Natasha Fatale: Boris! There's a lady present.
- Boris Badenov: I can't help it, Natasha. When I get mad, I'm liable to say anything.
- Natasha Fatale: We better go, dahlink, or would you rather stay here and entertain the guests?
- Boris Badenov: But we can't leave truck here. What will Central Control say?
- Natasha Fatale: I don't know. But if we're arrested, I know what judge will say.
- Boris Badenov: What's that?
- Natasha Fatale: 20 years.
- Boris Badenov: Bwa ha ha. You forget I'm professional villain. You think I would run away, desert my post?
- Natasha Fatale: Yes.
- Boris Badenov: Mwa ha-ha ha. You're right. Let's go.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [about the Coast Guard] I wonder why they're shooting at us.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Must be from a rival network.