The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Inspector-Detector or A Kick in the Plants/Canoes Who? or Look Before You Leak (1960)

William Conrad: Narrator

Quotes 

• Boris Badenov : You see, Natasha? Is like taking candy from baby.

  Natasha Fatale : You know, dahlink, I have funny feeling we're being followed.

  Boris Badenov : Followed? Who could follow us? Mwa ha ha! We stoled only canoe on the river.

  [looks through telescope] 

  Boris Badenov : It's just imposs... Eek!

  Narrator : Sure enough, they were being followed. Rocky and Bullwinkle had turned their smashed airplane into a boat and the plane's propellers made excellent double-bladed paddles.

  Boris Badenov : They... They're gaining on us.

  Natasha Fatale : Like taking candy from baby, huh?

  Boris Badenov : You ever tried to take candy from baby? It's pretty hard.

• Narrator : And Boris started the huge tree on its way down.

  Natasha Fatale : You aren't even going to holler "timber"?

  Boris Badenov : Of course I am. Listen.

  [whispers] 

  Boris Badenov : Timber.

• Narrator : A short time later at the locks of the Saint Lawrence Seaway, a bell rang to signal that a ship wanted to get through.

  Gate Operator : [on the phone]  All right, but there ain't no ship there.

  [Boris and Natasha, in their Indian costumes, sail through] 

  Boris Badenov : Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

  Gate Operator : Say! A canoe full of Indians just went by here! I don't care if you believe it! I just saw...

  [Rocky and Bullwinkle sail through] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Bail! Bail! Bail! Bail!

  Gate Operator : Never mind. This one I don't believe myself.