The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
The Inspector-Detector or A Kick in the Plants/Canoes Who? or Look Before You Leak (1960)
Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Sir Walter Raleigh, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Boris Badenov : You see, Natasha? Is like taking candy from baby.
Natasha Fatale : You know, dahlink, I have funny feeling we're being followed.
Boris Badenov : Followed? Who could follow us? Mwa ha ha! We stoled only canoe on the river.
[looks through telescope]
Boris Badenov : It's just imposs... Eek!
Narrator : Sure enough, they were being followed. Rocky and Bullwinkle had turned their smashed airplane into a boat and the plane's propellers made excellent double-bladed paddles.
Boris Badenov : They... They're gaining on us.
Natasha Fatale : Like taking candy from baby, huh?
Boris Badenov : You ever tried to take candy from baby? It's pretty hard.
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Narrator : And Boris started the huge tree on its way down.
Natasha Fatale : You aren't even going to holler "timber"?
Boris Badenov : Of course I am. Listen.
[whispers]
Boris Badenov : Timber.
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Boris Badenov : [after chopping a tree] There. This should get rid of those two idiots.
Natasha Fatale : But your last instructions say, Do not kill moose.
Boris Badenov : Who's killing moose?
[chuckles]
Boris Badenov : I'm just chopping down tree. It's my fault he happens to be underneath?
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Narrator : A short time later at the locks of the Saint Lawrence Seaway, a bell rang to signal that a ship wanted to get through.
Gate Operator : [on the phone] All right, but there ain't no ship there.
[Boris and Natasha, in their Indian costumes, sail through]
Boris Badenov : Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Gate Operator : Say! A canoe full of Indians just went by here! I don't care if you believe it! I just saw...
[Rocky and Bullwinkle sail through]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Bail! Bail! Bail! Bail!
Gate Operator : Never mind. This one I don't believe myself.
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[while in a fog]
Boris Badenov : Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Bail! Bail! Bail!
Boris Badenov : Stroke! Stroke!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Bail! Bail!
Boris Badenov : Stroke!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hmm, there's quite an echo. Bail!
Boris Badenov : Stroke!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Bail!
Boris Badenov : Stroke!
Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's the first echo I ever heard that wrote its own dialogue.
