Quotes
The Pen-Pals or Rock Hocky Rocky/The Fright-Seeing Trip or Visit to a Small Panic
The Bullwinkle Show
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Boy, this is sure no way to treat your friends.
- Jailer: Don't be silly. Pottsylvania got no friends, just enemies.
- [places Rocky and Bullwinkle in jail]
- Jailer: Well, here is your apartment. If you want anything, you can just push that button.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: But it's not connected.
- Jailer: I didn't say anyone would answer.
- Boris Badenov: Now I'm just spitballing, you understand, but as soon as moose gives us secret formula, we...
- Fearless Leader: Wait! Nobody but idiot would give us secret formula.
- Boris Badenov: [chuckles] Exactly. So after he gives us formula...
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Bullwinkle, look at that!
- Narrator: Yes, the room was a shambles. Everything had been turned inside out and upside down.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And what's more, all our papers are gone.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Gone? Oh, well.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And so is all our money.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Well, that's the breaks, I guess.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: And so is your autographed picture of Sonny Tufts.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: SONNY TUFTS? Well, now them rascals have gone too far!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hi, can we get a room?
- Hotel Clerk: Certainly, Mr. Smith.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Smith? My name isn't Smith. I'm really...
- Hotel Clerk: Tut, tut, tut, tut, tut. No names, please. Just sign here.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [looks at the hotel register book] Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle. Everybody's named Smith.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's a funny coincidence, ain't it?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Well, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I never heard of no Romans named Smith.