Boston Legal (TV Series)
Angel of Death (2007)
William Shatner: Denny Crane
Quotes
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[Shirley Schmidt is sending Alan to New Orleans to help out on a case]
Denny Crane : I just heard! New Orleans! My penis is already packed!
Alan Shore : Denny, I would love for you to join, but this particular excursion is a rather serious one. Maybe you and I could go another time.
Denny Crane : Are you nuts? That damned tornado wiped out half the place. There's no time like the present. Alan, we must seize the hookers - uh, the day.
Alan Shore : You know, Denny, technically it wasn't so much a tornado as a hurricane. And you're holding a kazoo.
Denny Crane : Not just any kazoo. A trombone kazoo. A go-to-New-Orleans-under-the-pretext-of-some-legal-case-to-play-with-a-Dixie-land-band kazoo.
Vanessa Walker : I only have two plane tickets.
Denny Crane : Oh, gee, I only have a Gulf Stream.
Alan Shore : I think Denny wants to come, Vanessa.
Denny Crane : Denny Crane: Down on the Bayou.
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[Alan and Denny talk on the balcony about how horrible it must have been in New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina]
Alan Shore : I tried closing my eyes again... to imagine. I couldn't. Nobody could, I suppose, unless they were there.
Denny Crane : I was there. Well, I flew over in my Gulf Stream. Doesn't that count?
Alan Shore : To some.