- Betty Suarez: Now, can we discuss this Cheeto tan?
- Daniel Meade: What? I was supposed to be in Rio for two weeks.
- Betty Suarez: You look like an oompa-loompa.
- Daniel Meade: Look at you. Five months ago you thought Cavalli was a kind of pasta.
- Betty Suarez: Yeah. So did you.
- Marc St. James: We should hit it with a bat... see if candy falls out.
- [to Amanda, after seeing that Betty has returned to Mode with Daniel]
- [the masked lady is revealed]
- Wilhelmina Slater: Boy that skiing accident sure paid off... Alex Meade.
- Alexis Meade: Alexis. It's Alexis now.
- Wilhelmina Slater: Now take off that ridiculous costume! I can't even stand looking at the real one.