The Office (TV Series)

Traveling Salesmen (2007)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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Quotes 

• Jim Halpert : [holding up old picture of himself and Dwight]  Oh, young Jim. There's just so much I need to warn you about and yet, tragically, I cannot.

• [Deleted scene] 

  Dwight Schrute : I like Karen. She's pretty... appears intelligent.

  Jim Halpert : Well, I like pretty women... with the appearance of intelligence.

• Jim Halpert : [after enduring a day tormenting Andy after Jim's nemesis Dwight resigns]  I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.

• Karen : So, let me ask you a question.

  Jim Halpert : Okay.

  Karen : Did you ever have a thing for Pam?

  Jim Halpert : Pam? Did I ever have a thing for her? No. Why? Did she say something?

• Michael Scott : Jim, could you come in here, please?

  [Jim enters Michael's office, there's an improvised face with fake teeth and eyes on his computer monitor, a voiceover reads everything he types] 

  Michael Scott : Hi, Jim.

  Jim Halpert : Hello.

  Harvey The Computer : I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.

  Michael Scott : [laughing]  Sorry. Oh, wow. That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.

  Jim Halpert : Yeah, you can.

  Michael Scott : You know what? Get Pam.

  Jim Halpert : For this?

  Michael Scott : Pam!

  [keeps typing while Pam enters his office] 

  Harvey The Computer : Pam, you look very hot today.

  Jim Halpert : Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.

  Pam Beesly : Great.

  Harvey The Computer : Me so horny. Me love you long tim.

  Michael Scott : Wow, that is gross!

  Pam Beesly : Who's Long Tim?

  Michael Scott : [to himself]  Dammit...

  [types rapidly] 

  Harvey The Computer : Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.

  Jim Halpert : Oh, well "yoy" should bring Long Tim in one day.

  Pam Beesly : I'd love to meet Long Tim.

  Jim Halpert : Yeah, right?

  Harvey The Computer : [Michael types rapidly]  You ruined a funny jok-u. Get out of my off-five.

  Jim Halpert : Ok.

  Pam Beesly : Ok. Bye, Harvey.

  [she and Jim exit Michael's office] 

  Harvey The Computer : Boobs.

  [Michael grins] 

• Jim Halpert : [seeing Dwight exiting the building]  Hey, man.

  [Dwight says nothing, but hugs Jim and walks away] 

  Karen : What happened on your sales call?