- Dick Dastardly: [referring to Penelope Pitstop, of whom is catching up to him] If there is anything I can't stand, it's a pushy female!
- Dick Dastardly: [referring to Professor Pat Pending, of whom has rescued Penelope Pitstop from Dastardly] That's another thing I can't stand: A goody good do-gooder!
- [Dick Dastardly uses his "road-hogger" to prevent the Ant Hill Mob and Peter Perfect from passing him. Both the Ant Hill Mob and Peter Perfect are then forced off a cliff]
- Dick Dastardly: I figured with a little persuasion, they'd be willing to drop out of the race!
- Penelope Pitstop: [to Dick Dastardly, of whom has literally dropped in on her] I beg your pardon, sir. I don't believe we've been properly introduced. I must ask you to leave.
- [Penelope presses the ejection seat button and ejects Dastardly out of her car]
- [after being forced off the end off a cliff by Dick Dastardly, the Ant Hill Mob are hanging on to each other]
- Clyde: Alright, you guys. Pardon the expression, but we gotta hang together.
- Narrator: Is it cold, Rufus?
- Rufus Ruffcut: You betcha! My hot rod just turned into a cold rod!
- Penelope Pitstop: Cold hands warm hearts, I always say.
- Peter Perfect: Thank heavens for antifreeze.
- [ice cubes are pouring out from the exhausts of Peter's Turbo Terrific]
- [Penelope Pitstop sees an abominable snowman, unaware that it is Dick Dastardly disguised as one]
- Penelope Pitstop: Well, I do declare, a cute, old, adorable snowman!
- Dick Dastardly: You pronounce it "abominable"!
- [Dastardly roars]
- Dick Dastardly: Go back!
- Narrator: The Wacky Racers are led by that Dracula of the drag strip, Dick Dastardly!
- Dick Dastardly: I resent that remark!
- Narrator: Do you deny it?
- Dick Dastardly: No, I just resent it!