Gavin & Stacey (TV Series)

Episode #1.3 (2007)

Melanie Walters: Gwen West

Quotes 

• Bryn : Gwen, have you ever heard such nonsense?

  Gwen : Well, it can't do any harm, can it?

  Bryn : You've changed your tune!

  Gwen : Well, what's the problem? We can drive up, and you'll get a chance to try out your SatNav.

  Bryn : Oh... Ah... Now that is a thought. Yes. Yes. Stacey, please inform the Shipmans that I accept their offer and very much look foward to meeting them.

• Pam : I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me.

  Gwen : It's fine.

  Pam : I think it's the menopause.

  Gwen : I think it's the gin.

  [both laugh] 

• Stacey : [after Gavin and Stacey announce they are getting married in Wales]  What's the matter with Barry?

  Pam : BARRY ISLAND? Oh, where you going to have the wedding reception? On the log flumes?

  Gwen : We don't live on the actual island, Pam.

  Pam : Oh, and what's on the menu for the wedding breakfast? Hot dogs and candy floss?

  Gwen : What?

  Pam : All served up by a gypo on a donkey?

  Gwen : I beg your pardon.

  Pam : Oh, don't worry about the honeymoon, just go to Butlin's.