- Squidward: Brine soda, low-sodium coral crisps, cool jazz... Mmm-mmm-mmm, Squidward, you have done it. You have officially spoiled yourself rotten.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Then let the rotting continue, friend, as I astound and amaze you with some... magic!
- Squidward: Magic? Can you make yourself disappear?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Silly Squidward. I can't do disappearing spells until I become a level 10 wizard.
- SpongeBob: I promise you will continue to live your normal life despite the fact you are now edible.
- Squidward: I'm not going to let you two monsters ruin my evening.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: We're not here to ruin it. We're here to *enhance* it.
- Child: [looking at cement-coated Squidward in an enclosure that says "Species Unknown] Mommy, what is that?
- Mother: [laughing] I don't know, but it's hideous, isn't it?
- SpongeBob: Well, we're all one big happy family again. Let's see where this dark sewer tunnel leads.
- [He and Patrick take Squidward into the tunnel, singing loudly. Squidward cries]
- SpongeBob: Oh, it's alright, Smelly. Soon we'll be home and you can sleep in that cozy little pet carrier you love so much.
- [Squidward cries harder]
- [Covered in dry cement and unable to speak, poor Squidward waddles through the jellyfish fields]
- Squidward: Day five... I think. I've been waddling these fields. I'm hungry, tired and lost. The only good thing about this is no SpongeBob.