Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

The Cowboy and the Cowntess (1986)

George McGrath: Globey, Cowntess, Fish

Quotes 

• Cowntess : Moo-hoo! Pee-wee! I just stopped by to return your percolator. Got a moment to chew the cud?

  Pee-wee Herman : Not right now, Cowntess. Cowboy Curtis has a date with Miss Yvonne, and he's nervous.

  Cowntess : Ooh, a dating dilemma. My specialty. What seems to be the problem, Curtis?

  Cowboy Curtis : Well, it's just... I'm afraid I won't know how to act.

  Cowntess : Hmm, that problem seems easy enough to solve. Let's review the dos and don'ts of dating. Pee-wee, you be Miss Yvonne.

  Pee-wee Herman : No way. I'm not gonna be a girl.

  Cowntess : Mmm, you want to help your friend, don't you?

  Cowboy Curtis : Oh, come on, Pee-wee. You've just gotta help me. Please!

  Pee-wee Herman : Okay.

  Cowntess : Now, have some fun with it!