- Jambi: All right, then. One pair of cowboy boots coming up. What size?
- Cowboy Curtis: Uh, Size 12EE.
- Pee-wee Herman: Boy, big feet!
- Cowboy Curtis: [grinning] Well, ya know what they say.
- Pee-wee Herman: No. What?
- Cowboy Curtis: Big feet, big boots.
- Pee-wee Herman: Hey, Cowboy Curtis, did you just come from church?
- Cowboy Curtis: Nope.
- Pee-wee Herman: Then, why are your boots so holy?
- Knucklehead: Knock, knock.
- Pee-wee Herman: Who's there?
- Knucklehead: Ya.
- Pee-wee Herman: Ya who?
- Knucklehead: Ride 'em cowboy! Yeehaw!
- [laughs and hops away]
- Cowntess: Moo-hoo! Pee-wee! I just stopped by to return your percolator. Got a moment to chew the cud?
- Pee-wee Herman: Not right now, Cowntess. Cowboy Curtis has a date with Miss Yvonne, and he's nervous.
- Cowntess: Ooh, a dating dilemma. My specialty. What seems to be the problem, Curtis?
- Cowboy Curtis: Well, it's just... I'm afraid I won't know how to act.
- Cowntess: Hmm, that problem seems easy enough to solve. Let's review the dos and don'ts of dating. Pee-wee, you be Miss Yvonne.
- Pee-wee Herman: No way. I'm not gonna be a girl.
- Cowntess: Mmm, you want to help your friend, don't you?
- Cowboy Curtis: Oh, come on, Pee-wee. You've just gotta help me. Please!
- Pee-wee Herman: Okay.
- Cowntess: Now, have some fun with it!