The Wuzzles (TV Series)

Moosel's Monster (1985)

Alan Oppenheimer: Rhinokey

Quotes 

• Rhinokey : This is another fine appleberry jam you got me into.

  Butterbear : Yeah. It's like making appleberry jam, the hard way.

  Hopopotamus : But the color's so becoming.

  Rhinokey : Yeah, it's becoming sticky.

• Rhinokey : If you don't mind me saying it, it's all in your mind, Moosel, wherever that is.

  [laughs] 

• Rhinokey : That noise is enough to scare the jokes out of me!

• Eleroo : B-b-but I'm worrying as fast as I can.

  Rhinokey : Good. Then I don't have to worry.

• Bumblelion : I'm searching my mind for a solution.

  Rhinokey : This could be a long wait.

• Bumblelion : How fast can you get there are back?

  Rhinokey : I dunno. That's a long ride back into town.

  [the dam begins leaking some more] 

  Rhinokey : ... I'm outta here...

• Rhinokey : I know you think I'm crazy, and this is the first time I've agreed with you.

• Rhinokey : I guess the last laugh is on me.

• Rhinokey : What's that awful noise, Bumblelion?

  Bumblelion : The dam has sprung a leak.

  Rhinokey : Oh, I thought it was somethin' serious. THE DAM HAS SPRUNG A LEAK? Woo, that's serious!

• Moosel : What's with you, Rhinokey? You look like you just saw a monster.

  Rhinokey : Well, if that guy behind you isn't a monster... he should see a doctor. I'm gone!

  [runs off] 

  Moosel : Hey! He's no monster! He's just a mirage.

• Rhinokey : Don't call us, we'll call you, Moosel. When we need some high-risk danger and excitement.