The Wuzzles (TV Series)

Moosel's Monster (1985)

Bill Scott: Moosel

Quotes 

• Moosel : Could be a monster storm coming. That's when those big Condosaurus monsters come out; I've seen them before.

• Moosel : That's a Watersaurus!

• Moosel : I just gotta get these monsters outta my head or nobody's ever goin' to like me. I won't even like myself. And I'm my own best friend.

• Moosel : You know, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Especially on monsters.

• Moosel : Uh-oh. I see it, but I don't believe it. My imagination has run off with my pie!

• Moosel : OK, Mr. Imaginary Monster, I'll try. But just this one time. Then you'll have to control your imagination like me.

• Moosel : There is a fine line between reality and fantasy.

  [the monster licks him] 

  Moosel : And you have just erased the line.

• Moosel : Sorry, Mr. Monster. I'd like to help but you are all in my head; you are simply unreal. Nothing personal.

• Moosel : Now, don't take it personally if I don't speak to you when I run into my friends. They don't understand this imaginary stuff.

• Moosel : I finally get control of my imagination, and there's nobody around to appreciate it.

• Moosel : I never knew a monster could be such a helpful friend. You are the greatest.

• Moosel : I know a dinomuncus when I see one.

• Moosel : Hey, that's one mean-lookin' tooth. You're lucky it isn't real, or would really ache.

• Moosel : Aw, you poor guy. That toothache must be really hurtin'. Even if it isn't real.

• Moosel : Nobody's ever going to believe this, ya know. I don't even believe it myself. And I'll believe anything.

• Moosel : What's with you, Rhinokey? You look like you just saw a monster.

  Rhinokey : Well, if that guy behind you isn't a monster... he should see a doctor. I'm gone!

  [runs off] 

  Moosel : Hey! He's no monster! He's just a mirage.

• Bumblelion : I hope you're satisfied. Now you've got Rhinokey seeing monster.

  Moosel : No, sir, not me. I haven't seen any real monsters. That's Rhinokey's problem now.

• Moosel : Oh, relax, everybody. There's no monster. You're just gonna have to learn your imagimination.

  Bumblelion : Where have I heard that before? Hey, Moosel, this monster is for real!

  Moosel : He is? Are you really for real?

  Eelosaur : Uh-huh.

  Moosel : Really? Well, you're the nicest monster I ever imagined. I m...

• Moosel : You're a nice guy, Moosel, but your imagination should be locked up.

• Moosel : Listen, fella. Ya know, you're just imaginary. You're all in my head. So, please, go away, will ya?

• Moosel : Hey, that's one mean-lookin' tooth. You're lucky it's not real, or it would really ache.

• Moosel : Now, look, big fella. You don't really have a toothache. In fact, you're not even real.

• Moosel : And how could you scare off that Gophouf if you're just an illusion?

• Moosel : Maybe I could get into dentistry if I pull this off. Or out.