The Wuzzles (TV Series)

What's Up, Stox? (1985)

Alan Oppenheimer: Rhinokey, Crock

Quotes 

• Eleroo : What costume are you gonna wear this time, Bumblelion?

  Bumblelion : Eh, omethin' new. Somethin' original. Somethin' special.

  Rhinokey : The same ghost costume again, huh?

• Rhinokey : [mistaking Hoppo's fairy costume]  The Loch Wuz Monster.

• Bumblelion : Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

  Rhinokey : Probably. My head's a blank.

• Rhinokey : We've got plastic picklepears, appleberry glue, yellow hots, saddle-blasters, open-hoop shoes.

• Butterbear : Did you make a lot of money?

  Rhinokey : Nope. But we made lots of enemies.

• Rhinokey : An exploding whoopee cushion.

• Rhinokey : I'll top you with my walking talking toupee.

  Toupee : Hair today, gone tomorrow; outta my way, outta my way.

• Anteater : How 'bout I have my palm read?

  Crock : Sure. Gimme all your money.

  [she does; he spreads red paint on her hand] 

  Crock : There. Your palm's red.

• Crock : Uh, fortune, mister?

  Tycoon : No, thanks. I already have a fortune.

• Butterbear : We'll take turns picking money from it. After all, friends should share. And there'll be plently.

  Rhinokey : Unless Hoppo goes grocery-shopping.

• Crock : This is all your fault.

  Flizard : But why me?

  Crock : Because it's always my sidekick's fault.

• Crock : Relax, fly-breath.

• Tycoon : This is top-secret; besides, you're rich already.

  Crock : Yeah, but money's like my appetite: I can never have enough.

• Crock : I do everything big.

  Flizard : Yeah. Even his mother said he was the biggest fool she ever knew.

• Crock : [getting splattered after hitting the well]  I'm gushin'! I'm filthy! Filthy rich!

• Crock : Come on, goons.

• Flizard : Maybe we should, give away that money tree?

  Crock : I'd sooner give *you* away.

• Crock : Hot diggity! Or should I say, hot dig-a-tree!

• Crock : Stop, you thief; I stole that first!

• Eleroo : OK, guys. Here're your costumes.

  Bumblelion : I hope they're new. Original. Special.

  Rhinokey : Not a *ghost* of a chance!

• Rhinokey : I learned something too. You can lead a Snorse to water but ya can't get it to sit on a whoppee cushion.

  Eleroo , Bumblelion , Butterbear , Hoppopotamus , Tycoon : Huh?

  Rhinokey : I never was good at learning lessons.