How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Stuff (2007)
Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin
Quotes
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Lily Aldrin : [holds a mirror in front of Ted's face] This is the face of Consumerism!
Marshall Eriksen : Oh my God, Ted's part of the play.
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Actor : I am Rage.
Actress : I am Greed.
Lily Aldrin : I am Rage!... uh, Envy.
Barney Stinson : And I am outta here.
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Marshall Eriksen : Oh, baby, that was wonderful!
Ted Mosby : I had no idea Greed was the killer!
Robin Scherbatsky : And when it became a play within the play, I was, like, now we are really cookin'!
Barney Stinson : [while hugging Lily] Wow, Lily, it sucked!
Marshall Eriksen : Barney...
Barney Stinson : What? It was terrible. Oh, come on, you guys agree, right? Hey, sorry, I'm just being honest, 'cause, you know, we're friends.
Lily Aldrin : No, friends make each other feel good! They... they build each other up and support them. That's what being a good friend is about.
Barney Stinson : Yeah, if you're a smurf.
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Lily Aldrin : You get rid of your iguana when it poops in your hair, but you don't get rid of your dog.
Marshall Eriksen : I miss Jebeddiah.
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Barney : Mosit
Lily : [freaks out and twitches]
Barney : Moist... mosit... moist
[while Lily keeps twitching]
Ted : [Narrating to his kids in the future] And that was only the first 40 mins of Uncle Barney's show
Ted : And after that we had to endure
Barney : [Spraying Lily with water with a small squirt gun from stage]
Barney : [Squirt guns empties] I'm out, I have to go and refill. Please don't go, the shows not over.
Marshall : [Disappointed] I am never chosen for audience participation.