The Riches (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Eddie Izzard: Wayne Malloy
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Di Di Malloy : Who's most likely to get married?
Wayne Malloy : Uh, Billy Burke and Shannon Firmington.
Di Di Malloy : Farmington! Shannon Farmington.
Wayne Malloy : And Shannon Farmington. It was a three-some.
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Wayne Malloy : Oh, my God. Shannon Farmington. Remember me...
Shannon Farmington : Jimmy.
Wayne Malloy : Where's Billy Burke?
Shannon Farmington : Billy and I don't talk. Restraining order.
Wayne Malloy : Shame.
Shannon Farmington : He was against me.
Wayne Malloy : Oh.
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Wayne Malloy : [goes up to the microphone] Uh, I just... I just wanted to say something. It hasn't been easy for us wildcats. You know. Some have cried, some have died, some fought the bottle, some the spike, broken promises, ungrateful children, a botched gastric bypass surgery, and a bad dose of a clap.
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Wayne Malloy : Cael, slow down.
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Wayne Malloy : [to Ginny] Your brother here is a chromosomal retard.
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Sam Malloy : So where are we gonna go?
Wayne Malloy : Life is a river, kid. You gotta go where it takes you.
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Hugh Panetta : So, what do you do when you're not pissin' on my golf course, Doug?
Wayne Malloy : I'm a lawyer, Hugh.
Hugh Panetta : Liar, huh?
Wayne Malloy : A lawyer.
Hugh Panetta : Isn't that what I just said? Where'd ya go to lie school?
Wayne Malloy : George Town. Class of '88. Suma Cum Latter.
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Wayne Malloy : This life we're living, we can't live it anymore.
Dahlia Malloy : What kind do you want to live Wayne?
Wayne Malloy : I don't know.
Dahlia Malloy : You should have thought of that before you took the money, Wayne.
Wayne Malloy : Maybe.
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Dahlia Malloy : We're going home.
Di Di Malloy : Home?
Cael Malloy : She means camp.
Di Di Malloy : What about Dad?
Dahlia Malloy : Your Dad's staying here.
Di Di Malloy : Well fine, then I'm staying here too.
Wayne Malloy : Don't be stupid, go with your Mother.
Di Di Malloy : She doesn't give a shit about me. I'm staying here. If we run into any more trouble, we'll just find ourselves some more dead buffers.
Wayne Malloy : Stop it, Di Di.
Dahlia Malloy : [reaching for her arm] Come on, baby.
Di Di Malloy : No, I said I'm staying. Don't push me. - I know more than you think.
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Wayne Malloy : The American dream. We're gonna steal her.
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[last lines]
Wayne Malloy : [to Jim] They miss the whisper that runs any day in your mind, "Who are you really, wanderer?"-- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king".
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Wayne Malloy : I'm not your average liar, Hugh.
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Wayne Malloy : An unconsidered life is not worth living!
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Wayne Malloy : [to Dale about the money] You gonna put it in the safe or wipe your ass with it?
Dahlia Malloy : Be nice, boys.
Wayne Malloy : Something tells me your Daddy never told you the combination.
Dale Malloy : He told me how to open it Wayne.
Wayne Malloy : What's the combination Dale? Does it have a two in it? Is it one of those numbers you can count up to?
Dale Malloy : Outside, outside! Enough with the damn bell daddy! Let's get something straight. I am the new boss, He is the old boss. That man doesn't take a piss without my help! You look at me when I am talking to you.
Wayne Malloy : What the hell did you promise Jenny Dannegan?
Dale Malloy : That marriage is good for the whole family. If we can get in bed with the Dannegans, we are in serious kush. It is good for all of us.
Wayne Malloy : It is not good for me.
Dale Malloy : I say, she marries him.
Wayne Malloy : I say you marry him.
Dale Malloy : I had her Wayne! All up in the ass!
Wayne Malloy : Who? This Jenny Dannegan?
Dale Malloy : Your wife!
Wayne Malloy : Oh? And where did all of this ass-having take place?
Dale Malloy : In my room.
Wayne Malloy : Oh, your mama's room? Hey I'll tell ya' where your heading Dale. In your dreams. You lost. I won. Get over it.
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Wayne Malloy : [to Dahlia] Look, Dale and I had a disagreement.
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Wayne Malloy : Dehliah, come and meet our new neighbors.
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Ginny Dannegan : We're gonna have ourselves a wedding. Our boy and your girl.
Wayne Malloy : Our daughter is a precious gem.
Ginny Dannegan : Dale said it.
Dahlia Malloy : Since when does Dale make the rules?
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Mick O'Malley : Where are you going?
Wayne Malloy : Why don't you mind your own business, Mick.
Mick O'Malley : I want in on it.
Wayne Malloy : You want in on this?
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[repeated line]
Wayne Malloy : Come on!
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Wayne Malloy : [to Mick] You're in the wrong lane, Mick! Look out!
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Wayne Malloy : [to Doug as he dies] I'm sorry.