- [All the guys at the table are staring at Jal's breasts]
- Jal Fazer: [to Maxxie] You're gay!
- Maxxie Oliver: Yeah... I mean, yeah.
- Jal Fazer: You're supposed to respect women's bodies, Muslim boy!
- Anwar Kharral: I'm respecting. Believe me, I'm respecting.
- Sid Jenkins: Is there anybody in this club that doesn't know I've got a thing for Michelle?
- Jal Fazer: No.