Skins (TV Series) Chris (2007) User Reviews

Chris's Story

[movieman_kev · 7/10 · 11 December 2007]

Marginally better than Jal's tale of the previous episode, this outing show's life through Chris's eyes as waking up one day to his mom already having left seemingly for good and leaving him a grand in cash, which he promptly blows through by having a rager that very night. Feeling alone (more so than he ever did) he confides in Jal and the teacher that he lusts after. But will he ever get over his addiction? Only time will tell.

I liked this episode much more then the previous one as it wasn't nearly as bland (don't get me wrong, it was still short of achieving the greatness of the first two episodes of the series). It was equal parts funny (the Viagra incident, the squatter, etcetera) and a tad depressing. Chris seems like a good bloke who's just made rather horrid choices in life.

My Grade: B-

Chris - Orphan Because Parents Don't Care

[vivianla · 26 July 2020]

Chris wakes up with an erection due to taking way too much viagra. He goes to the bathroom to pee and he misses the toilet bowl by a lot because of the erection. He uses the shower curtain to make the pee shoot downwards and uses the brown towel to wipe himself.

He finds that he has 1000 pounds from his mom. He throws a huge party and does drugs.

Tony and Michelle are in a bedroom. Michelle strips off her clothes and is in her bra and panty in the sheets. She removes her bra and asks Sid if one breast is bigger than the other.

Tony tries selling things he bought because he has no money.

He goes to his dad's with Jal and we hear the dad say he doesn't care about the son.

Chris quietly asks Jal not to tell the others. He keeps things to himself - once you give info away the power over that info is no longer solely yours.

The group starts taking shots whenever they see the fitness people on television with an exposed nipple, butt crack or camel toe.