Skins (TV Series)

Maxxie and Anwar (2007)

Mitch Hewer: Maxxie

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Quotes 

• Tony : What happened?

  Maxxie : Anwar's just switched about me being... y'know

  Tony : Blonde?

  Maxxie : No!

  Tony : Short?

  Maxxie : Gay!

  Tony : [pause]  Shall I give you head?

  Maxxie : What?

  Tony : [grins]  Cheer you up

  Maxxie : For fuck's sake! You're supposed to be my friend Tony and I come in here with a problem, okay?

  [Tony kisses Maxxie] 

  Maxxie : You fuck

  Tony : We're in Russia! I wanna try something new

  Maxxie : I'm, not a hobby Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here

  Tony : I've been canoeing

  Maxxie : What about Michelle?

  Tony : Loves canoeing

• [after Tony goes down on Maxxie] 

  Maxxie : Tony... we finally found something you're not actually good at.

  Tony : What?

  Maxxie : Good night, Tony. I'll find somewhere else to sleep.

  Tony : What?

• Maxxie : What the fuck?

  Anwar : What?

  Maxxie : Bad mood comfy jim jams?

  Anwar : What? You try living with a 45 year old Pakistani woman.

• Anwar : You tried to save my life.

  Maxxie : Well I am fuckin' drunk.

• Sid Jenkins : All right, Maxx?

  Maxxie : No.

  Tony : Why?

  Maxxie : Well, Anwar's decided to become a Muslim.

  Sid Jenkins : What, like, more Muslim than he was already?

  Maxxie : A bit more Muslim, yeah.

• Maxxie : It's religion Anwar. It's just stuff. You don't have to believe in it.

  Anwar : But where does that leave me? I'm a Muslim boy. I don't get to choose.

  Maxxie : But where does that leave us?