- Zack Martin: [yelling at Jamie, who is leaving] The Jamie I knew wasn't a quitter! But if that's what you want, then fine! Just keep on walking!
- [to Daryl]
- Zack Martin: That was a poor choice of words.
- London Tipton: Maddie, that makeup you're wearing makes you look all sad.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I *am* sad.
- London Tipton: Oh, no... now you're probably going to tell me why and I'm gonna have to pretend to care...
- Lance: Sorry I'm late. Some kid threw up in the hot tub... kinda hard to pick up the chunks when they're all swirling around like that...
- Zack Martin: [over the phone, to his wheelchair-bound friend, Jamie] Dude, you gotta get over here right now! Jessica Simpson is in the hotel!
- Carey Martin: Jessica Simpson is here? Oh, maybe I can get her to sing for our PTA fundraiser.
- [holds up a burnt pastry]
- Carey Martin: I don't think the bake sale's going to go very well.
- Zack Martin: [putting the phone to his chest so Jamie can't hear him] Don't be silly, Jessica Simpson's not here!
- [talking to Jamie again]
- Zack Martin: Oh, I just saw her walk by! Hi, Jessica!
- [gives the phone to Cody]
- Cody Martin: [tries to do his best Jessica Simpson impression, complete with Southern accent] Hey y'all! Wanna come hang out with me by the pool? I need someone to help rub in my suntan lotion!