- Rob Bartlett: You know, the mystery about Damian Demento's over now.
- Vince McMahon: What's that?
- Rob Bartlett: He's Ruth Buzzi's love child.
- Vince McMahon: He is?
- 'The Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But all the King's men and all the King's horses couldn't put Humpty back together again.
- [laughs]