- Brutus Beefcake: Ted DiBiase, tonight I'm gonna prove to you and everybody else that I'm a hundred percent healed and ready for action. The Barber's back!
- [laughs]
- Vince McMahon: By the way, Rob...
- Rob Bartlett: Yeah?
- Vince McMahon: Did you get any Valentine's Day gifts?
- Rob Bartlett: Just a heart that had been sat on by Yokozuna.
- Vince McMahon: Oh, I see.
- Rob Bartlett: You've never lived 'til you've eaten a Goo Goo Cluster that's seen the behind of a 505 pound Oriental man.