- Security Bulldog: You start Monday, Tuesday you do mornings, Wednesday, Thursday you do afternoons, Friday, Saturday, Sunday you do nights, but you don't, I've done this, you don't know if you're coming or going, every two days you've got to change your sleep pattern, it's awful.
- [episode - Working Animals]
- Battery Hen #1: It *is* very repetitive
- Battery Hen #2: Oh yeah, it is very repetitive. The foreman's always watching you.
- Battery Hen #4: But we couldn't, we couldn't wander about, we can't wander about but if we make a mistake, but then we would be severely reprimanded.
- Police dog #1: You know when I was very young, and first went with the force, if there was four or five hooligans, you know, sort of standing in the way, they would be told to move. And God help them if they didn't move. You know, they'd get a bite on the bum and probably a smack round the earhole with a cabe, erm, you know, from the policeman.
- Police dog #2: You can't have an effective working police dog which is non-agressive. As they get older, all they want to do is be the leader of the pack, it's their instinct, and every now and again he probably just challenges me for the leadership of the pack and every now and again we have a little tete-a-tete.
- [Talking about animal testing]
- Trixie: They use mice, don't they, for things.
- Captain Cuddlepuss: What? Eyeliner?
- Trixie: It's not nice, really is it?
- Captain Cuddlepuss: What? Lipstick on a Yorkshire terrier?
- Trixie: No.