The Jetsons (TV Series)

Test Pilot (1962)

Mel Blanc: Cosmo S. Spacely, French Reporter, Peek-A-Boo Capsule

Quotes 

• Mr. Spacely : [after he barges unannounced into his office]  Jetson! Just what do you think you're doing?

  [George takes the cigarette out of Mr. Spacely's holder, lights it, then blows smoke in his face, causing him to sneeze] 

  Mr. Spacely : Jetson! You're making me mad!

  George Jetson : Aww, you getting hot under the collar? You need some cooling off.

  [Pours a pitcher of water down the front of Spacely's shirt] 

  Mr. Spacely : Jetson! I'm gonna...

  George Jetson : [Grabs him and picks him up to his face]  You're gonna what?

• Mr. Spacely : Cogswell has the same jacket.

  Professor Lunar : Impossible. Why I've spent every minute of the last 58 years of my life on this invention.

  Mr. Spacely : Well take a look.

  Professor Lunar : Oh well. Easy come, easy go.

• George Jetson : The real George Jetson finally stood up.

  Mr. Spacely : Well, would the real George Jetson care to sit down?

• George Jetson : I'm going to Cogswell Cogs to see about a job.

  Mr. Spacely : You mean you'd work for Cogswell after all this? You'd forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You'd do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week?

  George Jetson : Uh-huh.

  Mr. Spacely : Wait for me, Jetson, I'll go with you.

• Reporter : Mr. Jetson, I guess you're quite concerned about these tests.

  George Jetson : Well, I...

  Mr. Spacely : - I certainly am. Sure hope nothing happens to that life jacket.

  Reporter : Oh um, Mr. Spacely, your every thought must be with the courageous man who's risking his life for you.

  Mr. Spacely : Huh? Who's that?

  Reporter : Your test pilot, Mr. Jetson.

  Mr. Spacely : Oh him, yeah, I sure am worried about him. He's wearing MY life jacket.

• Mr. Spacely : You can't tempt Jetson with money, can he?

  George Jetson : Yep.

• Professor Lunar : [Watching George Jetson surprisingly assert himself over Mr. Spacely]  Boy, I say. The mouse is now a man. He's just the mous... er, I mean, man we need.

  Mr. Spacely : [Still being held up by George]  Oh, yes, of course. you're right Lunar.

  George Jetson : [Puts him down and starts walking out]  You don't have to fire me! I quit!

  Mr. Spacely : Fire? Well, uh, who said anything about firing you?

  [Runs over an stops him, pushing back towards his desk] 

  Mr. Spacely : Just because you were late this morning? Why, you can be late for the next ten years.

  George Jetson : [to himself]  Yeah, I'm going to be late, alright. "The late George Jetson."

• Mr. Spacely : Keep this up, Partner, and you'll have money to burn.

  George Jetson : [Thinks he's dying]  I was kinda hoping to go in the other direction.

• George Jetson : What are you worried about? It's my life.

  Mr. Spacely : Yeah well it's MY life jacket.

  George Jetson : Alright, let'er rip!

  Mr. Spacely : Don't say that!

• Mr. Spacely : [the life jacket, once put in the wash, is destroyed]  It was hit by lightning. Missiles. It was indestructable!

  George Jetson : But it isn't washable. We should've put a label on it, "Dry clean only".