The Jetsons (TV Series)

Test Pilot (1962)

George O'Hanlon: George Jetson

Quotes 

• Mr. Spacely : [after he barges unannounced into his office]  Jetson! Just what do you think you're doing?

  [George takes the cigarette out of Mr. Spacely's holder, lights it, then blows smoke in his face, causing him to sneeze] 

  Mr. Spacely : Jetson! You're making me mad!

  George Jetson : Aww, you getting hot under the collar? You need some cooling off.

  [Pours a pitcher of water down the front of Spacely's shirt] 

  Mr. Spacely : Jetson! I'm gonna...

  George Jetson : [Grabs him and picks him up to his face]  You're gonna what?

• George Jetson : Nobody could dial a breakfast like mother.

• George Jetson : Everything, EVERYTHING you bought goes back to the store.

  Jane Jetson : But George, you said our ship has come in.

  George Jetson : It sunk.

• George Jetson : We've got to think about our old age.

  Elroy : What if we don't reach an old age?

  Judy Jetson : Then we're stuck with all that money.

• George Jetson : Honey, you asked me for $20 yesterday, now what did you do with that?

  Jane Jetson : You didn't give it to me.

  George Jetson : Excuses, excuses, that's all I hear.

• George Jetson : Jane, this morning you wanted to buy some silverware. Here

  [hands her a wad of cash] 

  George Jetson : Get it in gold.

  Jane Jetson : Gold silverware?

  George Jetson : Judy, you wanted some stereo-phonic tapes,

  [Hands her a wad of cash] 

  George Jetson : go get yourself a band. Now what can I do for you, son?

  Elroy Jetson : If I had known you were filling requests, I'd have brought a list.

  George Jetson : You wanted a toy space fire engine.

  [Hands him a wad of cash] 

  George Jetson : Get yourself a real fire engine.

  [Hands him more cash] 

  George Jetson : might as well get yourself a fire too

  Astro : What about re?

  George Jetson : Of course, Astro, you wanted a bone.

  [Hands him a wad of cash] 

  George Jetson : Buy yourself a meat market.

• George Jetson : The real George Jetson finally stood up.

  Mr. Spacely : Well, would the real George Jetson care to sit down?

• George Jetson : Olé! Olé! Oy vey!

• George Jetson : [after getting squashed in the life jacket] 

  [nasally] 

  George Jetson : That must have been the vertical. Here comes the horizon-hal!

• George Jetson : I'm going to Cogswell Cogs to see about a job.

  Mr. Spacely : You mean you'd work for Cogswell after all this? You'd forget your dignity and go crawling to him for a job? You'd do THAT for a few miserly dollars a week?

  George Jetson : Uh-huh.

  Mr. Spacely : Wait for me, Jetson, I'll go with you.

• George Jetson : You're going to broadcast pictures of my insides?

  Dr. Radius : That's right. The Peek-A-Boo capsule will send back on-the-spot reports of everything.

  George Jetson : You ought to play some background music like, "Liver Come Back to Me", or maybe, "I Get A Kidney Out of You"? How about, "Lung Ago And Far Away"?

  Dr. Radius : Open your mouth, please. That should be easy for you.

• Reporter : Mr. Jetson, I guess you're quite concerned about these tests.

  George Jetson : Well, I...

  Mr. Spacely : - I certainly am. Sure hope nothing happens to that life jacket.

  Reporter : Oh um, Mr. Spacely, your every thought must be with the courageous man who's risking his life for you.

  Mr. Spacely : Huh? Who's that?

  Reporter : Your test pilot, Mr. Jetson.

  Mr. Spacely : Oh him, yeah, I sure am worried about him. He's wearing MY life jacket.

• Mr. Spacely : You can't tempt Jetson with money, can he?

  George Jetson : Yep.

• Professor Lunar : [Watching George Jetson surprisingly assert himself over Mr. Spacely]  Boy, I say. The mouse is now a man. He's just the mous... er, I mean, man we need.

  Mr. Spacely : [Still being held up by George]  Oh, yes, of course. you're right Lunar.

  George Jetson : [Puts him down and starts walking out]  You don't have to fire me! I quit!

  Mr. Spacely : Fire? Well, uh, who said anything about firing you?

  [Runs over an stops him, pushing back towards his desk] 

  Mr. Spacely : Just because you were late this morning? Why, you can be late for the next ten years.

  George Jetson : [to himself]  Yeah, I'm going to be late, alright. "The late George Jetson."

• Mr. Spacely : Keep this up, Partner, and you'll have money to burn.

  George Jetson : [Thinks he's dying]  I was kinda hoping to go in the other direction.

• George Jetson : What are you worried about? It's my life.

  Mr. Spacely : Yeah well it's MY life jacket.

  George Jetson : Alright, let'er rip!

  Mr. Spacely : Don't say that!

• Mr. Spacely : [the life jacket, once put in the wash, is destroyed]  It was hit by lightning. Missiles. It was indestructable!

  George Jetson : But it isn't washable. We should've put a label on it, "Dry clean only".