Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

Janice Karman: Theodore

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Alvin (singing voice) , Simon (singing voice) , Theodore (singing voice) : [a capella]  Where is the moment we needed the most/You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost/They tell me your blue skies fade to gray/They tell me your passion's gone away/And I don't need no carryin' on/Cause you had a bad day/You're taking one down/You sing a sad song just to turn it around/You say you don't know/You tell me don't lie/You work at a smile and you go for a ride/You had a bad day/You've seen what you like/And how does it feel for one more time/You had a bad day/You had a bad day/

  Alvin : [pushing the last of the acorns into the tree]  It's going, It's going.

  [gets sucked in and falls out with all of the acorns] 

  Simon : And it's gone.

  Alvin : [from inside the tree]  Whatever!

  Theodore : Maybe we should take a break.

  [an acorn hits him on the head] 

  Theodore : Ouch!

  Alvin : That's it! I can't take this anymore! I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid... *tree!*

  [the sound of a buzzsaw is heard, and the tree shakes] 

  Simon : Whoa! What's happening?

  Theodore : Guys! I think he made it angry!

• Ian : [glances outside his mansion]  Hello?... Hello?

  [Theodore smells Ian's foot and sneezes] 

  Ian : Kids.

  [closes door and heads back to the stairs] 

  Alvin (singing voice) , Simon (singing voice) , Theodore (singing voice) : [a capella]  Christmas, Christmas time is here / Time for toys and time for cheer / We can hardly stand the wait / Please Christmas, don't be late

  Ian : Welcome to Jett Records.

• Alvin (singing voice) , Simon (singing voice) , Theodore (singing voice) : [a capella]  Only you can make this world seem right / Only you can make the darkness bright

  [Dave opens window] 

  Alvin : Uh, were we disturbing you?

  David Seville : Y-you guys can sing too?

  Alvin : That's not singing, this is singing.

  Alvin (singing voice) , Simon (singing voice) , Theodore (singing voice) : [sing Funkytown] 

  David Seville : This is amazing. Here, everyone inside.

  [the three chipmunks jump onto the trash can one by one] 

  Simon : [almost slips]  Whoopsie.

  [Dave helps Simon up] 

  Simon : Thank you.