Gonzo: [while putting on a circus] Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and get your tickets for the greatest show on the block.
Rowlf: How much for, um, one ticket?
Gonzo: What have you got?
Rowlf: Uh, how about a baseball card?
Gonzo: It's a deal.
[Rowlf takes a ticket and enters]
Fozzie: One please.
[Fozzie pays for a ticket and enters]
Scooter: I'll have one, too.
[Scooter pays for a ticket and enters]
Skeeter: Me too.
[Skeeter pays for a ticket and enters]
Piggy: All I have is my favorite record, Gonzo, and I hate to lose it. Catch my drift?
Gonzo: Oh, uh, sure, Piggy. I couldn't possibly take your favorite record. You can come in for free.
Piggy: Why, thank you, Gonzo.
Gonzo: That is, uh, if you'll sit next to me.
Piggy: Hmph! Here, take it.
[Piggy gives Gonzo her record, puts his nose on it as it spins, takes her ticket, and enters]
Gonzo: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wow! She gave me her favorite record. It must be love.