- Richie Cunningham: [Fonzie wants Richie to give him a haircut] But, but Fonz, if I mess up your hair, you'll mess up my face!
- The Fonz: They've been transporterized.
- Cupcake: And according to the time readout, they've landed in '57.
- The Fonz: Hey, congrats, Cuppers, you've finally found 1957!
- Cupcake: Eh... sorry Fonzie, not 1957, just plain 57... B.C.
- The Fonz: B.C.
- [a beat]
- The Fonz: B.C.? That could mean Big Catastrophe for Richie and Ralph.
- The Fonz: Nice work, Cuppers. All you gotta do is put your mind to it.
- [the horn of a subway train honks in the distance]
- Richie Cunningham: Her mind is okay, Fonz. But her fingers get us into trouble every time!
- Cupcake: Cosmic Comets! Sorry, guys.
- Ralph Malph: Sometimes, Cupcake, 'sorry' isn't enough.
- Cupcake: I'll never use my magic again. Cross my 25th Century heart.
- Centurion: There they are, we've got them now!
- Richie Cunningham: He's right. It's a dead end. We're trapped!
- Ralph Malph: [falls to his knees] I never thought I'd say this Cupcake, but please use your magic!
- General Maximus: As you can now see, princess, nothing stands between me and ruling your country, except our wedding.
- Princess Claudia: I will never marry you!
- Ralph Malph: [facing a lion] Oh please don't eat me. I don't wanna know what it feels like to be an Arnold's hamburger.
- Ralph Malph: Hold on, Rich. Maybe we'd better leave the rescuing to Fonzie. He might resent us moving in on his turf.