Muppet Babies (TV Series)
A Punch Line to the Tummy (1990)
Russi Taylor: Gonzo
Quotes
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Gonzo : [about the other babies] Aw, Fozzie, they still like ya. They just hate your jokes.
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Gonzo : [to Fozzie] Aw, don't worry about Piggy. She's got no sense of humor when it comes to stuffing her face.
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Gonzo : [about Piggy] That pig has "star" written all over her. Either that or "sumo wrestler."
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[Gonzo had finished asking the other babies about Fozzie]
Fozzie : Well, do they like me?
Gonzo : Listen.
Scooter : [on tape recorder] I'd take my computer over Fozzie any day.
Fozzie : Oh, no!
Gonzo : Heh, uh, well, uh...
Piggy : [on tape recorder] Ooh! He's so annoying! Sometimes I wish he'd just go live in a tree!
Fozzie : Huh?
Rowlf : [on tape recorder] Enough to make a grown dog cry!
Fozzie : Ow.
Kermit : [on tape recorder] SOMETIMES HE MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM!
Fozzie : Oh, no. Not Kermit, too.
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Gonzo : Yoohoo, Piggy.
Piggy : [while blowing a balloon] What is it, Gonzo?
Gonzo : Uh, I was just curious if Fozzie was sinking in quicksand and you had your prettiest dress on, would you jump in and save him?
Piggy : WHAT?
[accidentally lets all the air out of her balloon]
Piggy : OOH! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU WEIRDO!
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Nanny : [after breaking up the kids' argument] Would someone mind telling me what this is all about?
Fozzie : Well, uh, I was just trying to improve my jokes by recording them, and then Gonzo recorded everybody's reactions to my jokes, and then I played back the tape, and, uh, well, listen.
[Gonzo plays the tape]
Rowlf : [on tape recorder] Boy, talk about nerve!
Kermit : [on tape recorder] He sure knows how to ruin a fun time.
Piggy : [on tape recorder] Ooh! He's so annoying! Sometimes I wish he'd just go live in a tree!
Piggy : Hey, wait a minute. I wasn't talking about you, Fozzie. I was talking about Gonzo!
Kermit : So was I.
Rowlf : Yeah, Gonzo kept bothering us.
Skeeter : And forcing us to listen to Fozzie's jokes.
Scooter : And asking dumb questions.
Gonzo : But, Nanny, I was only trying to help Fozzie with his act.
Fozzie : You mean I was mad at you for being mad at me, but you weren't mad at me, you were mad at Gonzo?
Gonzo : Huh?
Piggy : Yep, for being a jerk.
Gonzo : Whoa!
Nanny : Piggy, if you can't say something nice...
Piggy : Don't say anything. I know.