Psych (TV Series)

Poker? I Barely Know Her (2007)

Corbin Bernsen: Henry Spencer

Quotes 

• [Henry has shown up unexpectedly at Shawn's office] 

  Henry Spencer : So this is how you spend your days.

  Shawn Spencer : Oh my God! Dad, what are you doing here?

  Henry Spencer : Nice. Is that the way you greet all the people who come through your door?

  Shawn Spencer : That's exactly how I greet everyone. Maybe that's why business is down.

• Shawn Spencer : Gus, Henry vouched for me.

  Henry Spencer : I did not vouch for you.

  Shawn Spencer : You were bragging on me. You have a Dad-crush on me.

  Henry Spencer : Shawn, I was not bragging on you! I merely restated stats about your track record that are in the newspaper.

  Shawn Spencer : Let's hug it out.

  Henry Spencer : Put your arms down.

  Shawn Spencer : Give me a hug.

• Henry Spencer : What about your licence?

  Shawn Spencer : My pilot's licence? Out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my licence to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my licence to kill has been revoked!

• Henry Spencer : Are you going to invite me in?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Oh, yeah. Please--

  Shawn Spencer : Whoa! This could be a trick. What's the rule with vampires? Don't they have to be invited in?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What are you talking about, Shawn?

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, you've seen "Lost Boys" fourteen times. What's the rule?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You're on your own, Shawn.

• Henry Spencer : Just because you *can* do something doesn't always mean that you *should* do it.

• Henry Spencer : Well, well. Don't you look like hell.

  Shawn Spencer : I know I look like hell, Dad. Everyone who gets up at this hour looks like hell, with the possible exception of Matt Laurer and Diane Lane.

• Henry Spencer : If I had known that Peterson was going to insist on hiring you, I would have blasted your character outright, and I would have mentioned your unnatural fear of pointy things.

  Shawn Spencer : Ah! *Distaste* for pointy things.

• Henry Spencer : [about Shawn's office]  Is this all there is?

  Shawn Spencer : Actually, this is the satellite office. Main headquarters is in an underground ice cave Gus and I sculpted last winter.

  Henry Spencer : What about your license?

  Shawn Spencer : My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked - problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.