Psych (TV Series)
Poker? I Barely Know Her (2007)
Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter
Quotes
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[Lassiter's surprise birthday party]
Carlton Lassiter : Why are these people at my house?
Juliet O'Hara : [confused] They're your friends.
Carlton Lassiter : No, they're not.
Juliet O'Hara : Yeah, they are. I got them out of your address book.
Carlton Lassiter : You took my book?
Juliet O'Hara : Yes. I admit it, I opened your desk. I didn't want to load you up with a bunch of work people, so I just invited the ones with stars by their names.
Carlton Lassiter : [angrily] These are all people I put in jail! The stars are repeat offenders.
Karen Vick : You keep a little black book of people you've arrested?
Carlton Lassiter : Of course I do.
Shawn Spencer : Why?
Carlton Lassiter : To drive by and check on them.
[Lassiter storms into the house]
Juliet O'Hara : Oh, um... Carlton, where are you going?
Carlton Lassiter : To pack.
Juliet O'Hara : Why?
Carlton Lassiter : Because now they know where I live!