Breaking Bad (TV Series)
Pilot (2008)
Aaron Paul: Jesse Pinkman
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Quotes
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Walter H. White : It's me. I'm alone.
Jesse Pinkman : How'd you find me?
Walter H. White : You're still in our filing system. So your aunt owns this place right?
Jesse Pinkman : I own it.
Walter H. White : No one's looking for you.
Jesse Pinkman : Why are you here?
Walter H. White : I was curious. Honestly, I never expected you to amount to much, but methamphetamine? I didn't picture that. There's a lot of money in it, huh?
Jesse Pinkman : I don't know what you're talking about.
Walter H. White : No?
Jesse Pinkman : Not a clue.
Walter H. White : "Cap'n Cook?" That's not you? Like I said, no one is looking for you.
Jesse Pinkman : Look, I don't know what you think you're doing here, Mr. White. I mean, if you're planning on giving me some bullshit about getting right with Jesus by turning myself in...
Walter H. White : Not really.
Jesse Pinkman : High school was a long time ago. You ain't "Welcome Back Kotter", so step off.
Walter H. White : No speeches. Short speech. You lost your partner today. What's his name - Emilio? Emilio is going to prison. The DEA took all your money, your lab. You got nothing. Square one. But you know the business and I know the chemistry. I'm thinking... maybe you and I could partner up.
Jesse Pinkman : You want to cook crystal meth? You and, uh... and me?
Walter H. White : That's right. Either that... or I turn you in.
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Walter H. White : Volumetric flask is for general mixing and titration. You wouldn't apply heat to a volumetric flask. That's what a boiling flask is for. Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?
Jesse Pinkman : No, you flunked me. Remember?
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Jesse Pinkman : Hey, what'd you do to them?
Walter H. White : Red phosphorus in the presence of moisture and accelerated by heat yields phosphorus hydride. Phosphine gas. One good wiff, and phewf...
[pukes]
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Jesse Pinkman : Dude, this isn't even seven grand, all right? My guy wants 85.
Walter H. White : This is all the money I have in the world. You're a drug dealer. Negotiate.
Jesse Pinkman : You are not how I remember you from class. I mean, like, not at all.
Walter H. White : Yeah, well, I gotta go.
Jesse Pinkman : Wait. Wait. Hold up. Tell me why you're doing this. Seriously.
Walter H. White : Why do you do it?
Jesse Pinkman : Money, mainly.
Walter H. White : There you go.
Jesse Pinkman : Nah, come on, man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass all a sudden at age, what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?
Walter H. White : I'm 50.
Jesse Pinkman : It's weird, is all. Okay, it doesn't compute. Listen, if you've gone crazy or something, I mean, if you... If you've gone crazy, or depressed. I'm... I'm just saying. That... That's something I need to know about. Okay, I mean, that affects me.
Walter H. White : I am awake.
Jesse Pinkman : What?
Walter H. White : Buy the RV. We start tomorrow.
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Jesse Pinkman : [seeing Walter taking his clothes off] Uh, what are you doing?
Walter H. White : These are my good clothes. You can't go home smelling like a meth lab.
Jesse Pinkman : Uh, yeah, you can. I do.
[seeing him in his tighty-whities]
Jesse Pinkman : Those? Wow. Those, uh... you're keeping those on, right?
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[examining their first batch of meth]
Jesse Pinkman : This is glass-grade. You got... Jesus, you got crystals two, three inches long. This is pure glass! You're a goddamn artist! This is... this is art, Mr. White!
Walter H. White : [embarrassed] Actually, it's just basic chemistry. But thank you, Jesse, I'm glad it's acceptable.
Jesse Pinkman : [laughs] "Acceptable"? You're the goddamn Iron Chef!
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Walter White : The DEA took all your money your lab , You got nothing... square one , But you know the business and I know the chemistry... I'm thinking maybe you and I could Partner up
Jesse Pinkman : You, uh... you want to cook crystal meth? You. You and, uh... and me?
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Jesse Pinkman : You, uh, you wanna cook crystal meth?