Rules of Engagement (TV Series)

The Birthday Deal (2007)

Patrick Warburton: Jeff Bingham

Quotes 

• Jeff Bingham : Don't try to run with the big boy. I've been married for twelve years. You basically threw a ring at a stranger.

• Adam Rhodes : I'm gettin' one, and Jennifer wants one too. Nothing is off limits.

  Jeff Bingham : [Chuckles]  You're playing with fire.

  Adam Rhodes : [Shrugs nonchalantly, laughing it off]  How so?

  Jeff Bingham : I didn't get a birthday deal until I'd been married for six years and our relationship was stable. You've known Jennifer for what, twenty minutes? Do you really think you're ready to hear Jennifer's wildest, craziest fantasy?

  Adam Rhodes : Yeah! The crazier, the better.

  Jeff Bingham : Really? Aren't you worried she'll want something so disturbing you won't be able to look at her when you're having brunch with your parents?

  Adam Rhodes : Come on... I mean, how weird can it be?

  Jeff Bingham : Well, apparently nothing's off limits. By the way, whose idea was that?

  Adam Rhodes : Hers.

  Jeff Bingham : Like I said, you're swimming with sharks.

  Adam Rhodes : You said I was playing with fire.

  Jeff Bingham : You are... and the sharks don't like it.

• Audrey Bingham : [At Jeff's birthday party]  You really having fun?

  Jeff Bingham : If I was having any more fun I'll explode... killing everyone here.