- Dean Winchester: Oh, like "Poltergeist"?
- Sam Winchester: It could be a poltergeist.
- Dean Winchester: No, no, no. Like the movie, "Poltergeist."
- [Sam looks confused]
- Dean Winchester: You know nothing of your cultural heritage, do you?
- [while trekking through a cemetery at night]
- Dean Winchester: Man, this map is totally worth the 5 bucks. Hey, we gotta go check out Johnny Ramone's grave when we're done here.
- Sam Winchester: You wanna dig him up, too?
- Dean Winchester: Bite your tongue, heathen!
- Sam Winchester: You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kinda does.
- McG: Marty, what do you think?
- Martin: Not married to salt, what do you want? still sticking with condiments?
- McG: Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
- Walter Dixon: Aww, ya gotta be kidding me.
- Martin: [Aside] What would a ghost be scared of?
- [to McG]
- Martin: Maybe shotguns.
- McG: K, that makes even less sense than salt.
- Martin: I cannot believe there's an afterlife.
- Dean Winchester: There's an afterlife all right. But mostly it's a pain in the ass.
- Dean Winchester: Sam, check it out, it's Matt Damon.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, pretty sure that's not Matt Damon.
- Dean Winchester: No, it is.
- Sam Winchester: Well, Matt Damon just picked up a broom and started sweeping.
- Sam Winchester: So what do you think?
- Dean Winchester: Well, I think being a PA sucks, but the food these people get? Are you kidding me? I mean, look at these things, they're like miniature philly cheese steak sandwiches, they're delicious!
- [offers one to Sam, who looks grossed out]
- Sam Winchester: Maybe later.
- Brad Redding: Uh, excuse me, green-shirt guy? Yeah, yeah, you, come here. Could you get me a smoothie from craft?
- Dean Winchester: You want a what from who?
- [trailer for "Hell Hazers II: The Reckoning"]
- Announcer: They never forgive. They never forget. And this summer they're coming back again to settle the score... AGAIN!
- Sam Winchester: it doesn't seem like elise this time either; it's not her m.o.
- Dean Winchester: well we already torched her so what are we dealing with? another ghost?
- Sam Winchester: maybe.
- Dean Winchester: yeah, but these things don't usually tag team.