The Knights of Prosperity (TV Series)
Operation: Panic Room (2007)
Maz Jobrani: Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam
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Quotes
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Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : What did you have for dinner? It smells like the Black Hole of Calcutta in here!
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Funny you should mention dinner, as I seem to be the only one here with food...
Eugene Gurkin : Is that caviar?
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Yes. And a mother-of-pearl spoon. Everybody can have some, except for Squatch.
Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : Who cares, I don't want any of your damn caviar!
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Eugene Gurkin : Okay, guys, I got a genius plan. We form a human pyramid with Louis on top, and when Louis get's on top -
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Chief?
Eugene Gurkin : Yeah, Gary?
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Please, no more genius ideas.
Eugene Gurkin : What're you talking about?
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Your genius ideas will get us all killed.
Eugene Gurkin : Come on, Gary...
Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : Chief! I love you like a brother, but you did get us into this, so maybe you better just sit down and let the rest of us figure a way out.
Eugene Gurkin : What? Look, I hate to pull rank, Squatch, but I am still kinda the leader around here -
Rockefeller Butts : Maybe you better just lead your mouth to shuttin', Eugene.
Eugene Gurkin : What the hey's goin' on, is this some kinda mutiny?
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Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Esperanza, I would like to have sex with you.
Eugene Gurkin : Didn't you not even listen to what she just said?
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Yes, yes, I heard, but why should what she said change what I say? Just because she doesn't want me to want to have sex with her doesn't mean I magically don't want to have sex with her. I really do, I'm sorry, I swear I really do.
Esperanza Villalobos : It's okay, Gary. I appreciate your honesty.
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Really? So does that mean that we could -
Esperanza Villalobos : [quickly] No.
Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : But we only have two minutes and -
Esperanza Villalobos : No.