Little Fockers (2010)
Ben Stiller: Greg Focker
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Quotes
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Jack Byrnes : Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
Greg Focker : To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.
Jack Byrnes : [sternly] Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
Greg Focker : Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the hood.
Jack Byrnes : That's disgusting.
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Greg Focker : [to Kevin] Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-butt Russian girlfriend and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?
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Greg Focker : You're not going to erase my son's memory.
Jack Byrnes : Greg, he saw his father inject a needle into his grandfather's penis. He already has issues. That's something he might never recover from.
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Greg Focker : I'm getting off the wheel.
Jack Byrnes : What wheel?
Greg Focker : [losing it] The wheel! The little hamster wheel that we're all running up to get a little taste of your little water thingy!
[imitates a hamster]
Greg Focker : Just, please, approval! Approval! Please! Give me some of the Jack... yeah...
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Dr. Bob : Okay, I get it, Greg. I screwed up. The pressure of being in that family finally got to me.
Greg Focker : What are you talking about? You were his golden boy.
Dr. Bob : More like his golden bitch. He wanted Deb and me to get married in Oyster Bay. Done. Can we name our baby after him? "You got it, Jack." Then he gives me this whole spiel, right, about how I'm next in line to his throne. He came up with this name for me, the Bobfather.
Greg Focker : Really? He said that to you?
Dr. Bob : Ah. He pulled the same shit on you, didn't he? In that family, we're all just hamsters on Jack Byrnes' little wheel. His Circus of Trust or whatever he calls it.
Greg Focker : Circle of Trust.
Dr. Bob : I had no idea how deep I was in until I stepped away, and I'll tell you something. Once I got off the treadmill, I've never been happier.
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Greg Focker : He's not a doctor.
Kevin Rawley : Not in the Western sense of the word.
Greg Focker : Not in *any* sense of the word.
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Kevin Rawley : [Speaking about Andi Garcia's attractiveness] Look, it's natural to get a little tempted.
Greg Focker : Nobody's tempted, nobody's...
Kevin Rawley : Look, even our dear friend, the Buddha, had to pass through sorrow on his way to enlightenment.
Greg Focker : [sarcastically] Our dear friend the Buddha? How's he doing? It's been so long. Do you ever listen to yourself?
Kevin Rawley : I try not to. I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man J.C. at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that's what you always admired about me.
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Kevin Rawley : Greg, he's not responding to my treatment.
Greg Focker : Really? To you waving your hands over him? He's not a Ouija board, Kevin.
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Jack Byrnes : I'm watching you.
Greg Focker : Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... watching me.
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Pam Focker : [about The Early Human School] It's actually considered the Harvard of kindergartens.
Greg Focker : [Perusing a school brochure] Mmm. Well, I think Harvard's cheaper.
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Roz Focker : As an early Hanukkah present, I'm going to send you and Pam a box of these musical condoms.
Greg Focker : Don't do that.
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Jack Byrnes : I know you were telling the truth about Andi, Greg.
Greg Focker : Really?
Jack Byrnes : Yeah. The pulse on your carotid artery remained steady as you pleaded your innocence.
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Cafe Waitress : Can I Help You?
Greg Focker : I Would Like Some 4 Oranges
Andi Garcia : And a Bottle Of Milk Please
Cafe Waitress : Sure, I Could Take You From This Order
Greg Focker : You Got it
Cafe Waitress : Right, I'll Be Right Back!
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[Jack has a boner]
Greg Focker : Jack, is everything Ok down there?
Jack Byrnes : Everything's fine.
Greg Focker : Ok. All right. 'Cause you seem to have a little, I mean...
Jack Byrnes : I-I know what I have, Greg, and I'm not concerned about that right now. Right now, what I want from you is the truth.
Greg Focker : Jack... did you take one of those pills?
Jack Byrnes : Well, I was highly preoccupied and Dina wanted to make love, and the label clearly states that it's safe for heart patients.
Greg Focker : Yes, but you need a prescription after you've had a thorough examination.
[turns on a lamp]
Greg Focker : How long have you had that... situation for?
Jack Byrnes : Stop avoiding the question.
Greg Focker : I'm not avoiding the question. If you've had that for more than four hours, you could bust a capillary and have serious permanent damage. How long have you had it?
Jack Byrnes : Uh, been a little longer than four hours.
Greg Focker : How long?
Jack Byrnes : Um, maybe about five and a half.
Greg Focker : Jack, you gotta get to an ER right now and get a shot of adreneline to counteract that drug.
Jack Byrnes : Well, you're a nurse. Don't you have that kind of stuff in the house?
Greg Focker : Yeah, I have an epi-kit, but I'm not gonna give you a shot there, OK?
Jack Byrnes : Focker, there's no way I'm going to an ER room with this thing. Now, you need to stick me, and you need to stick me now! I'm having a dick attack! Stick me!
Greg Focker : Shh! Just... relax, Ok? I'll get the needle.
