Karen is in a remarkably good mood, and it's unnerving everyone around her. She has discovered that Louis Frapelli is coming on a visit to London and is now 'between wives' - she has decided that this is her chance to become the next Mrs Frapelli. When she is struck uncharacteristically dumb at the airport, Karen asks TJ's advice on how best to seduce the multi-millionaire. He suggests that she serenade him with his guitar, and his eyes nearly pop out of his head when Karen later appears in his office in a slinky red dress. But things don't go to plan, and she ends up being mauled by Frapelli's guard dogs. The shop floor staff are all vying to win the title of Ideal Spatz Employee, along with the £200 that goes with it. The winner will appear in a national poster campaign, and intense rivalry leads to Vince and Dexter brawling, and Debbie and Freddy caught up in a cat-fight. The competition is inadvertently won by Stanley, who just happens to get in the way of the camera.
—Anonymous