Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)

Hair Licked/Gutter Balls (1995)

Carlos Alazraqui: Rocko, Leon Chameleon, Spunky, Gene Simmons, Bowler, Dale

Quotes 

• Rocko : [Mr. Bighead has asked Rocko and his friends to go bowling]  Bowling? We've never been bowling.

  Heffer Wolfe : I've heard they got greasy cuisine at bowling alleys.

  Filburt Turtle : And you get to wear those cool shoes.

  Heffer Wolfe , Filburt Turtle : We're in.

• Ed Bighead : Here, boys. I took the liberty of getting you these team shirts.

  [hands them to Rocko] 

  Rocko : [reads the shirt]  The Losers?

  Heffer Wolfe : Oh, cool. Just like a real team.

  [jumps up on a counter] 

  Heffer Wolfe : Look, everybody! I'm a Loser!

  Virginia Wolfe : Come down from there, Heff. You'll put an eye out.

  Ed Bighead : [to himself, gleefully]  Oh, this is going to be SWEET.

• Rocko : [sees Heffer wearing these huge platform shoes]  Heff, where did you get *those* shoes?

  Heffer Wolfe : Some customer left them here. They were the only size 19's that they had.

  Gene Simmons : [to Ferb]  What do you mean you gave my shoes away?

• Heffer Wolfe : I got a strike!

  Rocko : Yes, Heff, but unfortunately, it wasn't in our lane.

  Heffer Wolfe : Oh. Does that matter?