- Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Crod, you wanna get some ice cream?
- Crod: [a caveman frozen in ice] Crod don't like ice cream.
- Heffer Wolfe: Oh, I knew you were a burger man.
- Nurse: [to a bunch of trees] Oh, so you're Rocko's parents. Well, he's down the hall and to the right.
- Father Lion: [while the ski rental clerk makes off with his family's skis] And remember, children, always keep an eye on your equipment. There's a lot of people who'd just walk up and grab everything you leave standing. Just like that, gone. Then what are you gonna do?
- Mt. Frosty Attendant: That'll be five dollars, each.
- Rocko: Five dollars? We already paid five dollars! The sign says everything five dollars!
- Mt. Frosty Attendant: That's right. Every. Thing. Is five dollars.