- Christopher Moltisanti: [to J.T. Dolan referring to the movie Cleaver they wrote that has similarities to aspects of Tony's life] It was an idea, I don't know, who knows where they fuckin' come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity 'cause some asshole hit him with an apple!
- Phil Leotardo: That cocksuckin' piece of shit Tony Soprano's cousin - I can't even say his name - murdered Billy. And what did I do about it?... My weakness. Sometimes I think it's in my DNA. My family took shit from the Merigans the minute we got off the boat.
- Butch DeConcini: Come on, the fuck you talkin' about?
- Phil Leotardo: Leotardo. That's my fuckin' legacy... No more, Butchie. No more of this.
- Warren Feldman: [Talking to John while being honest with him] Let me spare you the awkwardness. I killed my wife. Not that it's any excuse. I had reason to believe she was cheating on me at the time with her chiropractor. Granted, I was abusing cocaine at the time. And alcohol. But I came home one day, shot her four times. Twice in the head. I killed her aunt, too. I didn't know she was there. And the mailman. At that point, I had to fully commit.
- Warren Feldman: Why are you in here?
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: I've been accused of being part of a certain Italian-American sub-culture.
- Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
- Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
- Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
- [girl raises her hand]
- Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
- Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
- Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
- Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
- Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi: We have this ritual at my house for years, our kids are in boarding school, every night I come from work strip down, jump naked in the pool, Nicole brings me a scotch and water, we sit, relax a little, talk, I go up to bed the air conditioning, she brings me a light dinner on a trey, one night during all that fighting with John, I come home, I'm exhausted, so tired, so tense I skip the pool, I go right upstairs flop on the bed, Nicole comes up with the drink and she says "darling, I think its you took a rest", I say '"yeah I'm gonna, we'll take a vacation", she says" that's not what I what I meant, I don't want to be the wealthiest widow on Long Island, I want you to quit now", I'm not ashamed to say this, but she made me cry, that wonderful, loving woman, that dream with my father with the empty box, it wasn't about being boss, it was about being happy.
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: [Last words when dying in the hospital from stage 4 lung cancer because stage 5 doesn't exist with his wife and two daughters by his side, referring to his own biological mother] Mom.
- Dr. Uri Rosen: [Giving him his prognosis] I wish I had better news, based on the latest pictures the cancer has continued to metastasize from the lungs we. We now show masses in the Mediastinal lymph nodes both kidneys, and the brain
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: The headaches, so the lobotomy, radiation, the God damn chemo. What was all that? For kicks?
- Dr. Uri Rosen: Those were our options at the time
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Now what are our options?
- Dr. Uri Rosen: Limited to the extent that I wouldn't recommend any. At this point we're looking at stage four small cell carcinoma of the lungs
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: And there is no stage five
- Dr. Uri Rosen: That's correct
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: [Referring his life expectancy] how long?
- Dr. Uri Rosen: Difficult to say, I have seen miracles over the years
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: Forget the miracles
- Dr. Uri Rosen: Three months: give or take
- Alexandra Lupertazzi: Dad, that was neat at the end. The creepy figurine and the crucifix.
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: I'm glad you caught that, Alexandra. Very observant. The sacred and the propane.
- U.S. Marshal Lunt: [after leaving the doctor's office while on their way back to prison] how you doing John?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: It's funny, neurotic. When I got here, quit smoking after thirty-eight years, exercised, ate right, and for what?
- U.S. Marshal Lunt: Even still, it was the right move
- Christopher Moltisanti: [At the Cleaver movie premiere after party, walking up to him] what?
- Tony Soprano: [Hugs him, referring to the resemblance of a character in the movie] what? I'll give you a "what", fuckin boss down in the cellar, wearing a white bathrobe, where'd you get that?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I don't know. "Artistic choice"
- Tony Soprano: Seriously though, I'm very proud, whatever else happened, you made a movie Christopher. Nobody can take that away. A hundred years from now when we're dead and gone, people are going to be watching this fuckin thing
- Christopher Moltisanti: You know how much Imperial vodka I scored just this party alone? I had a couple cases put down in your car
- J.T. Dolan: [after been woken up by Christopher pounding on his door] who is it?
- Christopher Moltisanti: You don't answer your phone?
- J.T. Dolan: Something's wrong with the ringer, it's the middle of the night
- J.T. Dolan: We got a problem: the whole sequence with Sally boy banging the fiancee you've got to tell Tony it was your idea
- J.T. Dolan: It wasn't my idea
- Christopher Moltisanti: What'd you fuckin stupid now? He probably thought I put that in there to embarrass him
- J.T. Dolan: Why did you put it in there?
- Christopher Moltisanti: It was an idea, I don't know, who knows where they fuckin come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple
- J.T. Dolan: Its bad enough I don't get credit for my own ideas but I'm supposed to take responsibility for some shit that's going to get me in trouble? Fuck that man
- Christopher Moltisanti: [while holding the trophy, reading the inscription on the plague] Humanitas Award? What's that?
- J.T. Dolan: [Correcting him his pronunciation] Humanitas. From the Paulist brothers for writing themes of socially redeeming...
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after hitting him with the trophy and leaving] look out your window, you see a fuckin Hollywood sign out there? Maybe you talk to your agent like that but don't ever get fuckin snippy on me again
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after they watch a rough cut of Christopher's horror film Cleaver, referring to their distain when Kingsley turning down the leading role] Fuck Ben Kingsley, Danny Baldwin took him to fuckin acting school
- Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi: [pats him on his forearm] Very well directed Morgan
- Larry Boy Barese: [to Carmine] I think there's potentially more money in this than the porn we've done?
- Carlo Gervasi: [to everybody] So, what'd we think, do we need the extra scene or not?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I like it the way it is
- Carlo Gervasi: I don't know Chrissy, these audiences today love blood
- Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi: I'm tending to agree with Carlo, I think one more sexy kill?
- Morgan Yam: [to everybody] When Michael follows the guy to the strip club, what if he chopped up one of the women?
- Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi: Who was fate would have it, was at one time Sally Boy's mistress?
- Christopher Moltisanti: Two extra shoot days at a minimum
- Larry Boy Barese: Yeah, if it buys us a bullshit theatrical release
- Christopher Moltisanti: I have to get more money from Tony, I want this fuckin' thing out there
- Agent Dwight Harris: [standing next to Ron Goddard] I've told you, my partner and I are with the Joint Terror Task Force now
- Agent Ron Goddard: Your around Port Newark often enough: we're concerned about what could come through there from the Middle East
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, and?
- Agent Dwight Harris: Let's talk terror funding: most of it comes about through illegal enterprise. Our pitch is this and it's the same we gave to Christopher Moltisanti, maybe he never mentioned it. If you or any of your people heard of anything going down, Middle Easterners, Pakistanis, you'd be helping us a lot if you let us know
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically] I think there's a word for that
- Agent Ron Goddard: Your daughter takes pre-med classes in New York, she uses the tunnels
- Agent Dwight Harris: [as Tony leaves without saying a word] Something to keep in mind
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [unintentionally misquoting "Spinning Wheel" while paying their respects to Johnny Sack's passing by toasting with Silvio, Tony, Anthony Infante , and Dante Greco] Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide.
- Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi: [while standing next to Christopher and Morgan, presenting their film] welcome to the premier of Cleaver, the story of a young man who goes to pieces and manages to find himself again. In all seriousness, however, I'd like to say a few words: much like a child, a film has many "parents", that is to say many individuals who "act" like "parents" or that a version, the film is their "baby." I as an Executive Producer is one of those individuals. Two more examples that are here with me tonight, ladies and gentlemen, my co-VP Christopher Moltisanti and our director Morgan Yam
- Ginny Sacrimoni: [after she visits John in a prison hospital] How's he doing?
- Warren Feldman: [after shaking her head] Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about the smoking: John shared with me how upset you were. Psychologically, when a person is told their dying, it's... the ultimate loss of control
- Ginny Sacrimoni: To hear him breathe like that
- Warren Feldman: I know, it doesn't make any sense, I do know he is a leader. I suspect his smoking, on some level... is an attempt to die as he lived: in total control
- Ginny Sacrimoni: Years ago, I asked him to stop for me and the kids, I lost twenty-seven pounds, he couldn't quit smoking?
- Gerry Torciano: [while in a restaurant] All due respect, he's a great guy, Doc, but boss material?
- Silvio Dante: [referring to the boss of the crime family] The important thing is we all work together: whoever winds up in the driver's seat
- Gerry Torciano: [shakes his head] Phil though, I'll never get it, the man was my mentor, it was right there for the taking
- Silvio Dante: [referring to Phil's heart attack] His heart, what's he gonna do?
- Gerry Torciano: That's my point though: what you just said, Johnny goes away, it's Phil's turn in the driver's seat and his heart gives out
- Silvio Dante: Right
- Gerry Torciano: His heart
- Silvio Dante: [irritated, confused] I know, what?
- Gerry Torciano: It's a metaphor, he lost his balls is what I'm saying
- Silvio Dante: Just say it then, Walt fuckin Whitman over here
- Warren Feldman: [shows him the book] there's my pal, how you doing? "Billy Bathgate", they had it in the library, it made me think of you. I don't know if you've heard but Gerry Torciano, he was "hit" last week in Brooklyn?
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: who?
- Warren Feldman: [speaks louder] Gerry Torciano: it was all over the news, they "whacked" him in some restaurant, did you know him?
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: yeah, good guy... it's hard to breathe
- Warren Feldman: [referring to his prison hospital doctor and the medication his being treated with] I'll talk to Gupte, see if I can get him to "up" the Becotrol
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: I'm dying, aren't I?
- Warren Feldman: [after looking at his medical charts and sighs, referring to his oncologist's diagnosis] it's not good, I won't lie to you, it's aggressiveness surprises me... I gotta concur with Rosen
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: I appreciate everything you've done
- Warren Feldman: [referring to the prison hospital] Why are you here "exactly"?
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: [referring to his involvement in organized crime] I've been accused of being part of a "certain" Italian-American sub-culture
- Warren Feldman: [amused, referring to his health] I know who you are, I meant what's wrong with you?
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: [referring to the location of cancer his been diagnosed with] Oh, lungs
- Warren Feldman: [referring to Kurtis' crime television show] I've been wanting to meet you actually, I saw you on Bill Kurtis
- Warren Feldman: [after introducing each other and shaking hands] Good to know you. I take it you've done chemo, huh? Mind if I take a look at your chart?
- Warren Feldman: [while looking at John's medical chart, referring to his doctor] Oh, you're seeing Rosen
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: [referring to the government allowing him to travel for medical treatment] They let me fly to Cleveland: at my expense, you know him?
- Warren Feldman: [referring to the American Society of Clinical Oncology symposium] I saw him speak once at a ASCO conference in Georgia: good man
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: But?
- Warren Feldman: Actually, very few people know this, but he really can't "Walk on water", what was his prognosis?
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: [referring to his life expectancy] Three months
- Warren Feldman: [surprised] With the treatment you've had?
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: What'd you mean?
- Warren Feldman: [listing the treatment, he read in John's chart] You've got a window of one to three years. Two rounds of Paraplatin, Docetaxel, and Pletal concurrent with radiation, any cancer inside you slows to a crawl
- John 'Johnny Sack' Sacramoni: Why is he so fuckin negative?
- Warren Feldman: [before leaving] We tell a patient three months, he lives a year. Who looks like a hero? I'll see you around, you take it easy
- Tony Soprano: There he is! So, how was Florida?
- Phil Leotardo: Hot and sticky, like my balls. I spoke to Ginny, she's a wreck. John's in the cancer ward, she's down the road in some fuckin motel
- Tony Soprano: Poor prick, prison's not bad enough, fuckin lung cancer to boot
- Phil Leotardo: [before pointing to his chest] Tell me about it, Quintuple bypass then the infection: Seven months of physical therapy. I'm just starting now to get back to myself again
- Tony Soprano: Sausage Cioppino, anything spicy can put me back in the emergency room, if I'm not careful. All in all, we're lucky fucks, I tell myself that everyday
- Tony Soprano: [after Phil shrugs] Now that your back, how about you straighten that family out?
- Phil Leotardo: Not for me. Obviously, health wise, being a boss is a young man's game
- Tony Soprano: Between the joint fitters and the carpenters, those envelopes are "light" over ten percent each week
- Phil Leotardo: I feel it too
- Tony Soprano: The word on the street is that Gerry is a favorite to take over
- Phil Leotardo: His my protegee, I don't stand in his way
- Tony Soprano: [sarcastically, jokingly] Oh, there's a "ringing endorsement"