Andy Samberg: Homeless Man
Quotes
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Homeless Man : What's up, friend? How you doing?
Nick : Good. I was just gonna go in...
Homeless Man : You walked right in here.
Nick : I didn't mean to.
Homeless Man : You're like a little canary in skinny jeans.
Nick : I was gonna go in to look for my friend.
Homeless Man : You got friends right here. Me and Switzerland are here for you, baby. Let me ask you a question. You ever hook up with a dog?
Nick : No. What? Like an an... A dog, like a pet? No.
Homeless Man : Don't. It's not worth it. I like you so much.
[trying to hug Nick]
Nick : I'm running away. I'm running.
Homeless Man : Run away. Run away, little canary.
